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Look! People who have hit on me . . . or my page, rather. [Dec. 31st, 2010|08:23 pm]
This post will stay at the top, so consider it the open forum as well. A good place for random communications that aren't related to an entry, or to say howdy-hey to me if you're one of the readers of this site that don't know me from non-'net life. Enjoy! web page hit counter
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Today, I: [Jul. 15th, 2009|12:13 am]
-Did morning check in
-Ate breakfast while listening to a story involving the complaint of blue balls. From residents.
-Napped fitfully
-Was kidnapped by a fellow RA during our roadtrip to the bookstore to go to the SPCA
-Where they had otters!!11ONE
-Blasted and shouted/sang along to "Move Bitch" while driving through the underwater tunnel during rush hour
-Saw 3 giant ass boats at harbor
-Ate dinner with 10 fellow RAs, or more accurately, looked suspiciously at the food and laughed my ass off until people stared with 10 fellow RAs
-Delivered the mail
-Sat for our hall picture with my girls
-Answered the phone at the help desk
-Guilted a diet coke out of a program director for calling me Amber
-Patrolled the green
-Made my friend nearly wet herself when she was laying on the ground, writhing around about how her eye hurt and went "God, is that you?" and I replied "No, it's just my ass, but I can see how you easily get them confused."
-Snapped and wore my glowstick (thanks for our nightly toys, program directors!) while listening to students fight over me
-Herded the munchkins
-Took attendance, passed out TP, explained that rhododendron bushes are not for eating.
-Called in attendance
-Did night rounds

Yeah, pretty much every day here is a little like that :-)
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Just fucking wow. [Jul. 6th, 2009|10:46 pm]
Governor's school. Oh man.

I've been here since Friday, and the kiddos since Sunday. The tiredness has been incredible and the food has been questionable at best . . . but everything else has pretty much knocked my shoes off.

The staff and faculty and brilliant and kind and weird, and the kids are more of the same. We all seem to float fluidly between one another, sitting with whomever is convenient and striking up weird and wonderful conversations right away, be it over dinner or between sessions. There have been hall chants, impromptu talent shows, games of ultimate Frisbee, spontaneous hugs between strangers, and more learning and joy than you can shake a stick at.

My day is filled from 8am to 11pm with few lulls in the insanity, but the people and the tasks we're set to are so wonderful that it hardly feels like work. My feet are tender and my bra is soaked with sweat thanks the coastal Virginia humidity, but it's a small price to pay to be here.
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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 29th, 2009|11:00 pm]
  • 12:56 My life's stress factor has now hit such critical mass that my skin might fall off. #
  • 15:09 One of my camp kids emailed me. That really made me smile. #
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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 28th, 2009|11:00 pm]
  • 23:17 If someone I barely recognize adds me on facebook and I disagree with their stated politics, am I immature to hit "reject"? Or just funny? #
  • 01:34 Oh, Cosmo. There is no way I'm going to eat a popsicle while I straddle my partner---there are way better things to suck in that situation. #
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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 26th, 2009|11:00 pm]
  • 00:46 @pajamamama I knew there was a book series and I seen these on the shelves before, but hadn't but two and two together, Thanks! #
  • 00:47 When I want to be clear that I'm not flirting with someone, I do my best to use dude-speak. Is this normal, and moreover, is it effective? #
  • 16:46 RT @CourageCampaign Lt. Dan Choi's military trial is on Tues. Help him fight DADT by signing a letter of support bit.ly/4mrJ27 #
  • 16:49 @jmhodges I'm sorry to hear that.Was he the one who gave you the playing card? #
  • 21:54 Well boo shits to the cable going out during The N's friday night Degrassi marathon. Netflix and sorting it is, then. #
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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 25th, 2009|11:00 pm]
  • 23:56 I caught an episode of True Blood and now I'm hooked. I can feel your lack of shock all over me. #
  • 13:24 I have cried at 3 different shows today while flipping channels. Stupid hormones! #
  • 14:46 I don't know if I can do the right thing anymore. I didn't know I could hate myself so much. #
  • 20:08 Things that have at least gone right today: my schedule for school next year. Yippee!! #
  • 21:51 Zested lemon? Yeah, it smells like fucking heaven. #
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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 24th, 2009|11:00 pm]
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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 23rd, 2009|11:00 pm]
  • 23:30 Coworker texted that he's trying tofu and, should he perish, he wanted me to know. I said if he can't take tofu, he's my new coffee bitch. #
  • 23:33 I claim victory! Thank you, tofu sausages! #
  • 11:32 I'm in ur jamestown, criticizin ur colonialism. #
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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 22nd, 2009|11:00 pm]

  • 15:36 Beach chair tilted back, ocean waves crashing, perfect 85 out. And I look bangin'. #

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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 21st, 2009|11:00 pm]

  • 15:57 @jmhodges That sort of anger is exactly why we're bff. That and you make a mean margarita. #

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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 20th, 2009|11:00 pm]
  • 23:09 Mom: "Orlando Bloom . . . he's a fresh little onion just waiting to be pealed" Me: "Well, that needs to go on the internet." #
  • 23:10 In other family updates, the white board reads, in my hand, "HOUSE RULES: 1. No farting on the furniture. 2. NO SHIT EITHER. GAWD." #
  • 13:53 @jmhodges: spf 45! Unless you want to look like a golf course! #
  • 14:04 @jmhodges: no, full of moles and divots. You're already pretty verdant, ifyouknowwhatimeanandithinkyoudo. #
  • 15:31 4 months out and riding the metro still makes me a bit sad. With time, I know. #
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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 19th, 2009|11:00 pm]

  • 01:08 And at long last, the family is tucked in. #

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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 18th, 2009|11:00 pm]
  • 11:05 School's out! WOOOO! Let the summer BEGIN!! #
  • 12:26 And there's a Degrassi marathon today. I am so very happy right now. #
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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 17th, 2009|11:00 pm]
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One more time, and oh, it never fails [Jun. 14th, 2009|11:01 pm]
Him: *Something inappropriate/flat out gross that shows sexual interest*
Me: You shouldn't message strangers with that, especially not women, who get it all the time. It's rude.
Him: Well, you're fat fatty who needs a diet. And no one wants you. Also, you are close minded and fat.
Me: Funny how you wanted to sex me up 5 minutes ago. You know, when I was still fat, but before I was a mean, mean woman who stood up for herself.
Him: *radio silence*

Some may say it's fruitless, but if one less woman gets cat-called or emailed something lewd because a guy hesitates at the idea of getting chewed out again, then that's a success.
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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 14th, 2009|11:00 pm]

  • 20:18 The Degrassi ep where the straight jock hugs the gay kid who was just bashed always make me cry a little. So sweet. #

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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 13th, 2009|11:00 pm]
  • 11:04 Going to my first graduation parties as a teacher in a couple hours. Here's hoping it isn't awkward as ass! #
  • 14:55 Grad party rounds are in full swing. I may not have to cook all weekend. #
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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 12th, 2009|11:00 pm]

  • 13:44 At lunch someone rhetorically asked if something they said was sexist. I said yes. #

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Tweetings from my Twitter [Jun. 9th, 2009|11:00 pm]

  • 10:20 'Smart and bored' is no fucking excuse for not working. Do you seriously think you/your snowflake is above being bored? Fuck. You. #

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