sauvage1983 ([info]sauvage1983) wrote,
@ 2008-03-31 23:34:00
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My favorite lame pickup line:
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

What's yours?


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[info]daddysambiguity
2008-04-01 04:43 am UTC (link)
Did it hurt? When you fell from Heaven?


:)

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[info]lilcyndisue
2008-04-01 05:16 am UTC (link)
I've got a tie for 3...

"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?"
"Are there mirrors in your pants? Coz I can see myself in them."

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[info]jam24
2008-04-01 03:36 pm UTC (link)
That guy from above took mine ;)

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[info]nortney
2008-04-01 04:49 pm UTC (link)
"You're a child of the sun, and the children of the sun are God's most beautiful creations. Can I kiss you?"

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[info]sauvage1983
2008-04-01 07:21 pm UTC (link)
That one's certainly elegant! Where'd you hear that?

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[info]nortney
2008-04-01 10:11 pm UTC (link)
LOL... well you have to imagine it w/ a drunken slur, and an Ecuadorian accent... it's much less elegant that way, heh.

In banos in Ecuador... in the middle of the street.

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[info]brassdaughter
2008-04-03 05:37 pm UTC (link)
"Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me right now."

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