sauvage1983 ([info]sauvage1983) wrote,
@ 2008-04-02 19:15:00
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Have you ever noticed . . .
 . . . that when fundies rail and scream that "OMG TEH GHEYS WILL DESTROY OUR NASHUN!!!" . . . . they have no idea how that will exactly work?  It's all "they're destroying our youth!" and "no society or religion thinks homosexuality is moral!" and "it ruins marriage!!" . . . . but never how exactly it does those things.

My plan for destroying the nation is to engage a high enough volume of people in sweet bangin' so that we run out of all rubber and plastics due to toy usage.

Too many dongs, not enough tires, our nation collapses.

What's your plan?  Straight allies should also agree to DESTROY TEH NASHUN in solidarity, of course :-)

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[info]folkchick3
2008-04-02 11:34 pm UTC (link)
As a straight ally, my plan to DESTROY THE NASHUN will include an undercover operation placing a pair of gay men in every neighborhood in America. Just think of the influence! No more ugly furniture, no more velvet paintings, no more shag carpeting, no more shirtless hairy beer bellies barbecuing outdoors on the weekends... It will be the end of bad taste as we know it! If you ask me, what the world needs is less macho, and more Silk shirts, art deco antiques and track lighting. Besides, gay men are just so damned cute.



PS
Gay people would have to be allowed to marry before they could "ruin marriage", wouldn't they? Sorry - I wouldn't be a proper straight ally if I didn't put in my plug for equal rights...right??

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[info]sauvage1983
2008-04-02 11:37 pm UTC (link)
ha, well, there would still be plenty of hairy beer bellies if they are bear sort of gay dudes. (Who are just as freakin' adorable, imho.)

Yeah, I love what a huge threat to marriage TEH GHEYS are. I suspect those from the inside are doing the most work on ruining it.

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[info]asimaiyat
2008-04-02 11:59 pm UTC (link)
Honey, we could destroy the nation through the power of sheer distraction.

"Shouldn't we be doing something about this economic crisis?"
"Dude, who cares, there's two hot chicks making out!"
"But we're trillions of dollars in -- shit, did the short one just grab the tall one by the hair?"

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[info]sauvage1983
2008-04-03 12:12 am UTC (link)
hahahahahahaha

You slay me, seriously.

That and turn me on ;-)

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[info]nortney
2008-04-03 01:02 am UTC (link)
Psh, if we let you gays run rampid over TEH NASHUN everyone will be having sex and no one will do any work... and then the babies will starve, and the economy will get even worse...

But hey, at least global warning will end??? I suck at this game.

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[info]callmebee
2008-04-03 10:57 pm UTC (link)
I'm going to DESTROY TEH NASHUN by seducing all of the straight women so straight guys won't get any and thus all breeding will end (because TEH GHEYS can't have babies) and our nation will suffer a threatening population shortage and all of the babies who are starving in other countries will get to eat OUR FOODS!!!

*sneakily DESTROYING TEH NASHUN one straight girl at a time. . .*

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